The Madness of King George
July 25, 2005
A new study in the British journal The Lancet may finally explain the dementia and unpredictable behavior of George III. High levels of arsenic, it appears, were behind the madness of King George.
That mystery solved, what is George W. Bush's excuse?
High levels of cocain, mixed with large quantities of straight booze, with some horse cock thrown in for effect.