Three Strikes and You're Out
October 14, 2004
The last presidential debate is over and the results are in. It is a clear three-peat for John Kerry.
Unfortunately for Furious George, his most memorable line of the night ("Gosh, I just don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden.") was also a blatant lie. Nothing unusual there, of course.
Expect President Bush to be on his feet for the rest of campaign, as his backside is no doubt too sore after the ass-kicking John Kerry administered.
